Honk Honk! TTRPG

A one-page TTRPG about being terrible geese by La Lionne Publishing

YOU ARE A GOOSE. A majestic, hissing, wing-flapping embodiment of chaos. You live by a lake. It belongs to the geese. The humans and their tiny, yappy beasts? Interlopers. Enemies. They must be taught a lesson. Today is for honking and havoc.

WINNING THE GAME

You honk, you flap, you cause a scene. If the lake is still yours and the humans leave slightly terrified, you’ve done your job. Honk your heart out!

This silly little one-page TTRPG was inspired by other one-page games I’ve played, from Honey Heist by Grant Howitt to Potato by Oliver Darkshire. Have fun and enjoy being a frog! Published by La Lionne Publishing April 2025. 

All artwork used in this game is in the public domain. Sources include:

- The Goose of the Capitol Alias a Capital Goose! by John Doyle

- Untitled Goose Drawing and the above Fierce Goose Drawing from the book 'Friends in Feathers and Fur, and Other Neighbors' by James Johonnot (1885). Illustrator unidentified, but likely by Harrison Weir (1824-1906).

- Goose by Pearson Scott Foresman